My ex boyfriend (who cheated on me and then got married to the girl he cheated with) just messaged me out of the blue and was like “yo I’m single now you wanna get a drink” (I’m paraphrasing) and I can’t stop laughing.
Well this is certainly a departure from my normal online dating posts, but just as I love putting total doofus dudes on blast, the actual good guys deserve some recognition, too.
I got both of these message within a couple minutes of each other, and while neither of them are necessarily my type, I appreciate that they both put more into their messages than “Hey you’re cute. Wanna bone?”
Well done, sirs. I hope you each find what you need. :)
What a fucking creep
A piece of advice to all women: befriend gay men who grew up in the South. They’ll quote “Steel Magnolias” in everyday conversation.