My ex boyfriend (who cheated on me and then got married to the girl he cheated with) just messaged me out of the blue and was like “yo I’m single now you wanna get a drink” (I’m paraphrasing) and I can’t stop laughing.

*sigh* dudes.

*sigh* dudes.

Lol. No.

And then there’s this guy.

And then there’s this guy.

Well this is certainly a departure from my normal online dating posts, but just as I love putting total doofus dudes on blast, the actual good guys deserve some recognition, too.

I got both of these message within a couple minutes of each other, and while neither of them are necessarily my type, I appreciate that they both put more into their messages than “Hey you’re cute. Wanna bone?”

Well done, sirs. I hope you each find what you need. :)

When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty.

Stevie Nicks (via bmurguia)

All of this

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

What a fucking creep

What a fucking creep

(Source: hell-is-okcupid)

A piece of advice to all women: befriend gay men who grew up in the South. They’ll quote “Steel Magnolias” in everyday conversation.

A piece of advice to all women: befriend gay men who grew up in the South. They’ll quote “Steel Magnolias” in everyday conversation.

On the left there’s a fucking hand in the way.

On the left there’s a fucking hand in the way.